Goo's Corner: Mittens Strikes!

Ha, Ha, Ha... Ha, Ha, Ha...

Today was a great day for Mittens! I have expertly framed the Chupacabra, and it has been banished from the United States of Goo! It was not easy and not fun, but it was worth it. My devious plan had no flaws, and plenty of claws if you catch my mean---ing.

So there she was... Sleeping so inoccently. Sleeping so soundly. Sleeping right into my trap. I have been attempting to sneak outside for months. Many times the Overlords would catch me and shut the great door to the outside so I would be trapped. However, with my ninja-like skills I managed to sneak out every so often. I also had Sandra my tailor make me a diguise so I would look like a long hair tuxedo cat. After several months of posing as another family's cat, the whole neighborhood fell in love with Simba. Little did they know it was I... MITTINS! Ha, Ha, Ha... Ha, Ha, Ha. As "Simba", I had unfettered access to riches of the "Bye Bye." What could I possibly want from the wild that I could not obtain in my own civilized world. That which drives the Overlords crazy. That one edict from the overlords that must never be broken. THOU SHALL NOT SOIL THE CARPET! Ha, Ha, Ha... Ha, Ha, Ha... I am Mittins, and I am anarchy!

So I placed the unmentionables from Bye Bye conspicuously on the carpet, knowing that Daddy, er um, I mean one of the Overlords would see it when he came home for lunch to talk to Mommy er um, I mean the other Overlord in her box. I waited and waited for my plan to come together. Then I heard the great door to New Jersey (Kitty Hell) open and the great chariot rumble in. Daddy entered our domain. At first, he was whistling as he poured himself some milk (which he did not share) and he headed for the upstairs. When all of a sudden he saw it. Ha, Ha, Ha... Ha, Ha, Ha... He saw dog poo on the floor. Daddy ROARED so the very foundation of Earth shook. Atlas himself trembled and the Chupacabra cowered before the force of the howl. She begged and begged for forgiveness. She tried to explain that she did not know how her nasty poop soiled the freshly cleaned carpet, but it was too late. She was already the latest victim of... MITTENS! Ha, Ha, Ha... Ha, Ha, Ha. And the Chupacabra was banished to the wild lands of Bye Bye.

Wait a minute! Wha... What! NOOOOOO!!!! The Chupacabra has returned. I must go. Stay out of the light my friend, and beware the dark for I am MITTENS! HA, HA, HA... HA, Ha, ha...

Fishy Gang: Glug Glug Glug

Glug Glug Glug. Well fed. Glug Glug. Miss you. Glug Glug Glug. New Filters. Glug Glug. Loach funny. Glug Glug. Want to go for swim? Glug Glug. Are there fish in Indiana? Glug Glug. Can you bring back some fish food samosas? Glug Glug Glug. One of us is turning blue! Glug Glug Glug. We like these flakes. Glug Glug Glug. Bring home bigger aquarium. Glug Glug. Well gotta go. Glug Glug. Things to do. Glug Glug Glug. What is a four letter word for the feeling we have for you? Glug.

Beautiful Glo: Finally!

Excuse Me!? Dahd Can't even get a picture of me in focus. Achhh! What a lusser! So FINALLY! Finally, Dahd lets me log on the computter. Now the really important blogging starts with "Beautiful Glo"! Through this blog, I hope to self-publish many of my wonderful masterpieces of musical ambrosia! The music I weave is mana from heavan and will give you a beautiful glo. I just thought of some lyrics right now! hmm... lickin... hmm... likin time... tastes like chicken. Eureka! Genious! another chart topper! Oh, oh how I crack me up! Have I told you how beautiful I am? Really, can anything compare to a Torty. Nothing can. Especially a long hair. UUUUGGGGLLLYYY! I supposed I say something to Mom about everyone else, but why waste her time. Stay tuned for more exciting entries from the beautiful Glo! Oh. Dahd took this stupid movie.

Gi-Whiz: Where is Jig?

Hee Hee. Today, I hid from Daddy. He spent all night trying to find me, because he thought I might have gotten out of the house. He called and called for me, but I never came out. It was sooo funny. I giggled and giggled as I hid. Daddy never found me. Eventually, I decided that I would walk right up to him on th couch after he stopped looking for me. Hee Hee. I'm so tricky. I hear my Mommy is going to get out and try to travel to her work in India today. I should be in India, because I am an Indian Princess. Do they have princesses in India. I don't know. In the mornign I cry to get my special pets. Daddy does a good job petting me. OOOOO boy. Quack.

The Chupacabra: Hello Mommy

Hello Mommy,

I hope things are going well in Indiana. Daddy is taking me for walks, but he walks slower than you. I'm doing a good job heeling. That's what Daddy says. He says we might go camping some weekend, but he does not know if he can put the tent away without you. Your friend Kris D. is supposed to come by tonight to pick up her camera. I can't wait to bark and bark. I know how people like when I speak to them. Daddy really wants me to speak. He keeps asking, but I won't do it. Not until you get home. I will only speak for you. Daddy has to watch me when I go outside now as we have plenty of baby bunnies I can chase around. I don't think Daddy wants me to catch them. He sure can be loud when he is yelling. Oh well, I sure miss playing tug toy with you. Daddy is all about petting me. He doesn't do as good a job of chasing me around the house as you. When you get home can we go to Petco to pick out a Halloween Costume for me. My dinosaur is too small now. I can't wait to get all the treats at Halloween. Do they have Halloween in Indiana. I sure hope so. Well, have fun. Daddy and I made this movie for you.

The Sand Box: Butter's Yummy

So today, Daddy went to the store and bought something special for us all to share for dinner. I was hoping it would be those little tacos, but it was even better. Daddy bought all the stuff to make home-made chicken and noodles. Daddy calls it convert food. I don't know what he wants us to convert to, but I think I am ready. Mmmm... Butter... Those of you who don't know me may not know of my love for butter, but I will do almost anything for warm melted butter. Tonight I even hung around the Cupacabra. Speaking of the Cupacabra, she has been really quiet today. She went out to mow the yard with Daddy. All of us cats are so happy that the Chupacabra has been sleeping so hard. I have to thank Mommy and Daddy for taking her out camping. We cats finally go some peace. When my Mommy reads this she will be in Indiana. I hear that is a long ways away. I am going to do some research on Indiana so I can let Mommy know that I learned all about where she was while she was away. Well, I gotta go. Daddy is doing laundry, and I have to find something warm to sleep on.

Goo's Corner: MMMMMilk!

Hello People,

Today my Mommy brought home vegetarian milk. It smelled like feet, which I love. It tasted so good. Mommy poured out a thimble sized portion for me and my sisters. I hated having to wait for them to finish for seconds. Girls drink so slow. Oh well, I had my fill. I could not finish the my fourth helping. I left a little bit for the Chupacabra. I am hoping to gain her trust so she does not suspect my involvement in her capture and delivery to authorities.

My Mommy is leaving for India for 21 months. That is three months in human years. I will be sad as she does a really good job cleaning my litter box. Oh well, I'll have to settle for Daddy's inferior services while she is gone.