Hello People,
Today my Mommy brought home vegetarian milk. It smelled like feet, which I love. It tasted so good. Mommy poured out a thimble sized portion for me and my sisters. I hated having to wait for them to finish for seconds. Girls drink so slow. Oh well, I had my fill. I could not finish the my fourth helping. I left a little bit for the Chupacabra. I am hoping to gain her trust so she does not suspect my involvement in her capture and delivery to authorities.
My Mommy is leaving for India for 21 months. That is three months in human years. I will be sad as she does a really good job cleaning my litter box. Oh well, I'll have to settle for Daddy's inferior services while she is gone.
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